Things To Do When You’re STONED

Things To Do When STONED
  1. Watch films, some of my favourites are Lord of the Rings (all 3 are great). I smoked a nice strong weed joint or two before seeing both The Two Towers and The Return of the King, and after a while, I felt like I was living in their world, smoking their halfling weed xD, completely absorbed. Stuff that makes you think openly is good too, which you do already in a big way when you’re stoned, such as Vanilla Sky (great film, watch it if you have the chance), and classic films made for stoners, such as How High and Half-Baked.

2. Have a munchie feast. All of a sudden, food will seem like the single most important thing you can think of when you’re stoned, and you will likely get a craving for junk foods and sweet stuff (they taste so, so nice when you’re completely blazed). Go to the local supermarket before a stoner party and pick up all sorts of sweet and crunchy stuff. Pick up all sorts of snacks and sweet stuff. It will be worth it later when you have an overpowering need to munch everything in the house.

3. Look at yourself in the mirror in partial light (with the bathroom light off and the door open a crack, for example) when you’re completely stoned out of it (one of those things not quite so much fun sober :P). Stare at yourself for a while, and your perception will keep altering. Sometimes you can really trip out when you’re stoned, it feels like there’s someone else staring back at you. OK, I suppose I was really, really fucked when I did that.

4. One thing you just can’t beat though is getting stoned while you’re out clubbing. We used to toke up outside and inside clubs, not many people (even some cops when we’re out on the street) give a shit here, its great for nights out. The music sounds better, and you get into dancing more, really giving it some if a banging track comes on when you’ve just come from blazing up outside. The best is Hip-Hop / Rap or dance music (house, hard trance, trance, hardcore). Alcohol, spliffs and showing off your moves on the dance floor have made a shitload of good nights for me and friends. Especially when we stay up all night and spend the whole morning, afternoon and next night toking up constantly, so mashed we’ll laugh at anything.

5. Computer and video games are great stoned activities too. When you first start playing and smoking, start with something simple (simple is also best whenever you’re extremely stoned), or otherwise you’ll likely give up, if you’re playing a tough strategy game like Warcraft , for example. Games seem a lot more fun, and even playing alone can be good when you’re stoned, you can get totally absorbed and really enjoy it, and even a game you were bored of or didn’t like can seem spectacular after a few spliffs. Some of the best I like playing are fighting games with friends, Soul Calibur 2 and the Tekken series are always a great laugh and classic console games, you can get so sucked in your brain becomes one with their world.

6. Listen to music. Hardcore, trance, and R&B are my recommendations and preferences. R&B and Hip-Hop is great to listen to, especially since every other song has the word “weed” or “blunt” in it, while hardcore and trance take on a whole new level if you’re stoned. Some fast hardcore is great when you’re stoned, especially with energetic Sativa marijuana strains. Trance music is also good stoned, songs with the nice euphoria parts, with happy female vocals and a nice soft beat, can really chill you out, and work perfectly with the effect of the spliff, to send you soaring even higher. Only problem is there is a lot of shit to sort through to get to the good stuff. Dunno, just a few things I like, but music of all types seems to be a lot more deep and meaningful after a good few tokes, some hidden level that only appears when you’re stoned.

7. Tell jokes, even stupid ones will have you pissing yourself if you’re off your nut. See if you can dig up a few good ones though, they’ll be twice as good a laugh.

8. And you’ll usually end up talking some absolute shit if you’re completely fucked anyway, which tends to be a good laugh.

9. Watch some funny or mind-fucking Flash cartoons. Loads of these flash cartoon creators seem to be tokers too, so they know just how to mess your head up when you’ve been blazing up.

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